The Week In Autism - Updated

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Welcome to the New Republic's That Was The Week That Was In Autism (ii)


John Best
reacts in anger to his worst nightmare made flesh: an angry, queer, Autistic threatening to kick his ass:

an angry, queer, autistic

"Along with allowing him to suffer with Asperger's Syndrome, his parents screwed up and let him become gay too...

his parents screwed up and let him become gay too

Letting them turn into queers is simply an unacceptable assault on the American dream...


truly a mental illness

This generation of queers is a lot more screwed up than the few queers who were around when I was young. This is truly a mental illness and it's a crime that our children's brains are being scrambled like this"


Nathan, also known by his YouTube moniker of BlackStarZero, has told the world through his videos that people attempting to bully him because he's gay and/or Autistic, are likely to get thumped. John Best criticises him for this, before going on to ask someone to kill him along with Ari Ne'eman and Amanda Baggs.

Harold Doherty of Facing Autism in New Brunswick picks up an award from Oscars for Autism, for steadfastly opposing Michelle Dawson's call for all Autistics to benefit from the same standards of science and ethics as the rest of the population.

steadfastly opposing Michelle Dawson

Harold recently commented,

"The vaccine-autism war has continued unabated, primarily because of the actions of Dr. Paul Offit, Dr. Thomas Insel and the IACC. It will continue until a credible observational study comparing autism rates in vaccinated and unvaccinated populations is done"

calls for large numbers of children to be denied childhood vaccinations

To paraphrase the rest of his post, he calls for large numbers of children to be denied childhood vaccinations, to see if they suffer less Autism than their vaccinated peers. You can see why he and Michelle don't get along.

worried about the bugs

Mother X is worried about the bugs, getting some rest and the neighbours calling around unexpectedly, as well as coping with the most Evil looking cat in Christendom:

"Another round of coughs and colds. Z is off school already :( It is made all the worse by the fact that he refuses to wear any clothes in doors apart from vest and pants.

the fact that he refuses to wear any clothes in doors

No amount of reasoning can persuade him. I am hoping to get him back on Thursday as I'm desperate for some time to myself..."

Jen Graber a Professor from Ohio writes about her son Martin's progress on her blog Rainmom:

"... yesterday he disobeyed his new tutor and ran away from her in the college parking lot. When I asked him about it, I received this shockingly long reply that basically cohered with reality...

this shockingly long reply

...this is a child who, a year ago, we were trying to get to answer yes or no questions 50% of the time we asked them...

we were yearning for something, anything

...We were yearning for something, anything sensible to escape his lips.

And now we're getting paragraphs...
"


Mother of Shrek ponders the Complacency Trap and highlights one current vital issue for Autistics in the UK, the monitoring and quality of the services on offer and those that are likely to be offered as a result of the UK Government's soon to be published, Adult Autism Strategy.

ive heard staff say c self injures

"Staff can also become complacent about people’s behaviour. In Cs case I’ve heard staff say C self injures because that’s what he does. They don’t expect anything else. Not - why don’t we look at why he’s doing it and address it.

they don’t expect anything else

Thankfully Cs new home are not complacent about this and have realised sometimes he actually causes himself pain...

The CQC are implementing new regulations next year across all adult health and social care services...

implementing new regulations

From this - services are to be more (the ‘in’ words are!) transparent and accountable to everyone, carers will be more involved (if they want to be) even when their person leaves home.

hopefully no one will fall into the complacency trap

I have therefore approached C’s service provider and suggested they start a relatives group to benefit their residents and staff and ensure good practice and hopefully no one will fall into the complacency trap. They have readily agreed."

Larry Arnold, on of the 12 Trustees of the UK's National Autistic Society takes up the theme of involvement and participation,

i am not altogether happy

"Well it is altogether 9 years since I went to my first NAS AGM, and I did not know what to expect from the organisation. It has changed, but I am not altogether happy with everything as will become apparent from the clip [video clip on the original post].

Larry Arnold and Temple Grandin: There's more to this than killing cows and telling people to fuck off, you know?

In reply to Socrates, later this week I am going to the launch of a new NAS branch in Coventry, a branch formed by autistic people, that was unconscionable 9 years ago.

I have always referred to the NAS as a dinosaur for a very good reason, it takes a long time for anything to get from the head to the tail, and some branches are very much the dragging tail of the dinosaur when it comes to dealing with Autistic Adults.

might end up shaking the beast

However I would like to think this new branch might end up shaking the beast from the tail end too..."

Larry's post has given rise to Socrates' first law of Blogging.

"The number of comments on a post varies with the inverse square if its importance"

Meanwhile over on Main Street, Bristol-Myers Squibb got some good news, it's new miracle wonder drug for Autism has just been given FDA approval, and you can expect childrens' reproductive, endocrinal and cerebral systems to be fucked up by start of trading on Monday morning.

to be fucked up by start of trading on monday morning

Aripiprazole, now joins an equally unpleasant drug, Risperidone in its official licence to screw-up Autistics for life, while placating their parents and carers by reducing the incidence of smearing of faeces by drugging their kids into zombified stupors.

official licence to screw-up

[UPDATE Monday, 19:30 UTC] As expected the BMS share price has continued to rise, gaining around 5% in two days of trading - meaning the company is suddenly worth US$3bn more than it was on Thursday [you might want to check that fact before recycling it on the Reuters wire].

most of whom would gobble Satan

The share price is likely to continue to rise as the implications of growing insurance cover for Autistics in the US, combined with a quick and easy way to stop them doing weird shit and shut them up at the same time, become appareant to a lot of very rich people, most of whom would gobble Satan if there was a dishonest buck in it.

suddenly worth US$3bn more than it was


BMS Share Price: w00t!w00t!w00t!

The Autistic Self Advocacy Network again made mainstream news, this time in the pages of the New York Post where they were condemned by a tabloid hack, no-one's ever heard of. The short piece quotes the words of Autism Speaks' CEO, Bob Wright:

the protesters are lucky

"The protesters are lucky - they're well off enough, healthy enough, to do it. I wish my grandson were able to join them... ...the disorder is exploding among young kids who can't speak for themselves"

borrowing heavily from john beast

Bob's change of tone of late is directly as a result of Autism Speaks' PR advisers, Rubenstein Communications Inc, borrowing heavily from the John Beast/Harold Doherty Book of Hate.

Bob Wright, far right.

Rubenstein have recycled wholesale two of the most venal Facts promoted by the Martyrdom Mummies/Daddies in their pursuit of the purest and most devastating definition of Autism: that High Functioning Autism/Asperger's Syndrome is no big deal; and that the numbers of Autistics has risen over the last generation to Epidemic proportions.

the purest and most devastating definition of autism

Bob denies Autistics representation on account of his perception of their lack of disability, while including their numbers in his headline figures that scream 1% of the population are Afflicted by Autism.

his headline figures that scream 1%

The True prevalence of Real Autism of less than 0.2% (giving a rate of 1 in 500), was rejected by the Autism Speaks' Board as "not having the Legs to chase the charity dollar".

failed in their attempt to kidnap and de-programme

Finally, Breaking News: Phil Gluyas and Evil Zakkie today failed in their attempt to kidnap and de-programme Jake Crosby when his incessant whining about being a rich, white, middle-class kid at an Ok-ish university became too much for the veteran campaigners and they dumped him outside the Thoughtful House Clinic in the expectation that Andrew Wakfield would chelate him to death.

Jake Crosby, Evil Zakkie and Phil Gluyas (holding straitjacket).

Dr Colonoscopy-for-Everything-Including-Toothaches was unavailable at the time, due to his frantic analysis of every page on the New Republic, in the hope of finding some evidence to sue Socrates.

in the hope of finding some evidence to sue socrates

Wakefield was tipped-the-wink by Polly Tommey, that unkind remarks about him had been posted on the world's number one Autism and Swearing blog.

the world's number one Autism and Swearing blog

The child abusing quack joins a stellar {Yerkes Class VI to VII} cast of visitors to the New Republic over the last week, that has included William Hague, Autism Speaks, 6 different law firms and of course, you.

LATE BREAKING SPECIAL REPORT:

David Gregory, the host of the influential NBC News' Meet the Press, is met by an autistic self advocate outside Carnegie Hall where he was to emcee the 2009 Concert for Autism Speaks, targeted by Autistic activists last week and reported in the pages of the New York Post. He is asked not to support Autism Speaks.

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Monday, November 23, 2009

The Week In Autism - TWTWTWIA ii

Welcome to the New Republic's That Was The Week That Was In Autism (ii)

John Best
reacts in anger to his worst nightmare made flesh: an angry, queer, Autistic threatening to kick his ass:

an angry, queer, autistic

"Along with allowing him to suffer with Asperger's Syndrome, his parents screwed up and let him become gay too...

his parents screwed up and let him become gay too

Letting them turn into queers is simply an unacceptable assault on the American dream...


truly a mental illness

This generation of queers is a lot more screwed up than the few queers who were around when I was young. This is truly a mental illness and it's a crime that our children's brains are being scrambled like this"


Nathan, also known by his YouTube moniker of BlackStarZero, has told the world through his videos that people attempting to bully him because he's gay and/or Autistic, are likely to get thumped. John Best criticises him for this, before going on to ask someone to kill him along with Ari Ne'eman and Amanda Baggs.

Harold Doherty of Facing Autism in New Brunswick picks up an award from Oscars for Autism, for steadfastly opposing Michelle Dawson's call for all Autistics to benefit from the same standards of science and ethics as the rest of the population.

steadfastly opposing Michelle Dawson

Harold recently commented,

"The vaccine-autism war has continued unabated, primarily because of the actions of Dr. Paul Offit, Dr. Thomas Insel and the IACC. It will continue until a credible observational study comparing autism rates in vaccinated and unvaccinated populations is done"

calls for large numbers of children to be denied childhood vaccinations

To paraphrase the rest of his post, he calls for large numbers of children to be denied childhood vaccinations, to see if they suffer less Autism than their vaccinated peers. You can see why he and Michelle don't get along.

worried about the bugs

Mother X is worried about the bugs, getting some rest and the neighbours calling around unexpectedly, as well as coping with the most Evil looking cat in Christendom:

"Another round of coughs and colds. Z is off school already :( It is made all the worse by the fact that he refuses to wear any clothes in doors apart from vest and pants.

the fact that he refuses to wear any clothes in doors

No amount of reasoning can persuade him. I am hoping to get him back on Thursday as I'm desperate for some time to myself..."

Jen Graber a Professor from Ohio writes about her son Martin's progress on her blog Rainmom:

"... yesterday he disobeyed his new tutor and ran away from her in the college parking lot. When I asked him about it, I received this shockingly long reply that basically cohered with reality...

this shockingly long reply

...this is a child who, a year ago, we were trying to get to answer yes or no questions 50% of the time we asked them...

we were yearning for something, anything

...We were yearning for something, anything sensible to escape his lips.

And now we're getting paragraphs...
"


Mother of Shrek ponders the Complacency Trap and highlights one current vital issue for Autistics in the UK, the monitoring and quality of the services on offer and those that are likely to be offered as a result of the UK Government's soon to be published, Adult Autism Strategy.

ive heard staff say c self injures

"Staff can also become complacent about people’s behaviour. In Cs case I’ve heard staff say C self injures because that’s what he does. They don’t expect anything else. Not - why don’t we look at why he’s doing it and address it.

they don’t expect anything else

Thankfully Cs new home are not complacent about this and have realised sometimes he actually causes himself pain...

The CQC are implementing new regulations next year across all adult health and social care services...

implementing new regulations

From this - services are to be more (the ‘in’ words are!) transparent and accountable to everyone, carers will be more involved (if they want to be) even when their person leaves home.

hopefully no one will fall into the complacency trap

I have therefore approached C’s service provider and suggested they start a relatives group to benefit their residents and staff and ensure good practice and hopefully no one will fall into the complacency trap. They have readily agreed."

Larry Arnold, on of the 12 Trustees of the UK's National Autistic Society takes up the theme of involvement and participation,

i am not altogether happy

"Well it is altogether 9 years since I went to my first NAS AGM, and I did not know what to expect from the organisation. It has changed, but I am not altogether happy with everything as will become apparent from the clip [video clip on the original post].

Larry Arnold and Temple Grandin: There's more to this than killing cows and telling people to fuck off, you know?

In reply to Socrates, later this week I am going to the launch of a new NAS branch in Coventry, a branch formed by autistic people, that was unconscionable 9 years ago.

I have always referred to the NAS as a dinosaur for a very good reason, it takes a long time for anything to get from the head to the tail, and some branches are very much the dragging tail of the dinosaur when it comes to dealing with Autistic Adults.

might end up shaking the beast

However I would like to think this new branch might end up shaking the beast from the tail end too..."

Larry's post has given rise to Socrates' first law of Blogging.

"The number of comments on a post varies with the inverse square if its importance"

Meanwhile over on Main Street, Bristol-Myers Squibb got some good news, it's new miracle wonder drug for Autism has just been given FDA approval, and you can expect childrens' reproductive, endocrinal and cerebral systems to be fucked up by start of trading on Monday morning.

to be fucked up by start of trading on monday morning

Aripiprazole, now joins an equally unpleasant drug, Risperidone in its official licence to screw-up Autistics for life, while placating their parents and carers by reducing the incidence of smearing of faeces by drugging their kids into zombified stupors.

official licence to screw-up

The Autistic Self Advocacy Network again made mainstream news, this time in the pages of the New York Post where they were condemned by a tabloid hack, no-one's ever heard of. The short piece quotes the words of Autism Speaks' CEO, Bob Wright:

the protesters are lucky

"The protesters are lucky - they're well off enough, healthy enough, to do it. I wish my grandson were able to join them... ...the disorder is exploding among young kids who can't speak for themselves"

borrowing heavily from john beast

Bob's change of tone of late is directly as a result of Autism Speaks' PR advisers, Rubenstein Communications Inc, borrowing heavily from the John Beast/Harold Doherty Book of Hate.

Bob Wright, far right.

Rubenstein have recycled wholesale two of the most venal Facts promoted by the Martyrdom Mummies/Daddies in their pursuit of the purest and most devastating definition of Autism: that High Functioning Autism/Asperger's Syndrome is no big deal; and that the numbers of Autistics has risen over the last generation to Epidemic proportions.

the purest and most devastating definition of autism

Bob denies Autistics representation on account of his perception of their lack of disability, while including their numbers in his headline figures that scream 1% of the population are Afflicted by Autism.

his headline figures that scream 1%

The True prevalence of Real Autism of less than 0.2% (giving a rate of 1 in 500), was rejected by the Autism Speaks' Board as "not having the Legs to chase the charity dollar".

failed in their attempt to kidnap and de-programme

Finally, Breaking News: Phil Gluyas and Evil Zakkie today failed in their attempt to kidnap and de-programme Jake Crosby when his incessant whining about being a rich, white, middle-class kid at an Ok-ish university became too much for the veteran campaigners and they dumped him outside the Thoughtful House Clinic in the expectation that Andrew Wakfield would chelate him to death.

Jake Crosby, Evil Zakkie and Phil Gluyas (holding straitjacket).

Dr Colonoscopy-for-Everything-Including-Toothaches was unavailable at the time, due to his frantic analysis of every page on the New Republic, in the hope of finding some evidence to sue Socrates.

in the hope of finding some evidence to sue socrates

Wakefield was tipped-the-wink by Polly Tommey, that unkind remarks about him had been posted on the world's number one Autism and Swearing blog.

the world's number one Autism and Swearing blog

The child abusing quack joins a stellar {Yerkes Class VI to VII} cast of visitors to the New Republic over the last week, that has included William Hague, Autism Speaks, 6 different law firms and of course, you.

LATE BREAKING SPECIAL REPORT:

David Gregory, the host of the influential NBC News' Meet the Press, is met by an autistic self advocate outside Carnegie Hall where he was to emcee the 2009 Concert for Autism Speaks, targeted by Autistic activists last week and reported in the pages of the New York Post. He is asked not to support Autism Speaks.

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Saturday, November 21, 2009

A Message to Autism Speaks

While Socrates is busy completing That Was the Week That Was (ii), please view a simple and heartfelt message from an anonymous Autistic, to Bob Wright:

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Autism Speaks - Bob The Bullshitter


Terror Returns to the Streets of New York as Militants Stage the Biggest Single Atrocity Since September 11

Osama Bin Ne'eman (far right)

Bob 'the Bullshitter' Wright, CEO of The Speak lashed out last night at the protesters he claimed were trying to 9-11 the $2million fund-raiser in New York.

some comic that was never really very funny

The event was headlined by Bruce Springsteen and some comic that was never really very funny, even when he was on TV.

Notorious terrorist group Al-Neurodiversity

Bob claimed that highly trained militiamen from the notorious terrorist group Al-Neurodiversity headed by Osama Bin Ne'eman had infiltrated the sidewalk and tried to Jihad-y performers and members of the audience.

tried to jihad-y performers

Wright said they detonated over 1000 fact filled leaflets, in an attempt to explode the main charge of the mass of evidence that suggests Bob's heading an organization the like of which, would've had Josef Mengele ejaculating in his Lederhosen.

ejaculating in his lederhosen

Not over me, if you don't mind

Recently Bob spoke of his hope of eliminating anyone along the Autism Spectrum by shoving his arm up Hilary Clinton at a press conference and working her jaw, while imitating a strangely masculine girls voice.

Deranged group of psychopaths

Bob went on to say "Osama Bin Ne'eman has schooled a deranged group of psychopaths known as Neurodiversity who are on a propaganda mission to prevent people from learning how to cure autism.

on a propaganda mission

These psychopaths could not stop me from curing my grandson and the world needs to know that there is no truth in what they say, starting with calling themselves 'autistic'".

reducing the overall incidence of real autism to 1 in 500

When asked if Bob would therefore be removing the High Functioning/Asperger's frauds from Autism Speaks' headline figure of an incidence of 1% of the population - reducing the overall rate of Real Autism to 1 in 500, he replied,

our leprechaun at goldman sachs

"Umm,... Ah... Sorry, I've just got to call Rick and have you sued; then ask Adam and Susie to get me some more quotes from John Best and a strategy that actually works; then get our Leprechaun at Goldman Sachs to send his goons around to rifle through your dumpster, and I'll get right back to you".

power-crazed and rapidly ageing

Bob, power-crazed and rapidly ageing, failed to grasp this opportunity of eliminating four-fifths of the world's Autistics at a stroke, saying he preferred to "wear them down to sub-human status" and then "use them as lab rats to ensure me and my Showbiz friends have proper, pretty kids".

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Friday, November 20, 2009

I Am Autism - Seinfeld Confronted

Jerry Seinfeld was the headliner at the 2009 Concert for Autism Speaks. Hours before the show, an autistic self advocate, opposed to the stigmatizing message broadcast to the public by Autism Speaks, including "I Am Autism", "Autism Everyday" and other PSA's and literature asks Jerry Seinfeld not to support stigmatization.

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