The Trial of Socrates

In light of David Cameron's demand that court trials are televised, Mr Justice Algenon Q. Marbley-Warburtons-Thickly is caught practising his summing up in the trial of Palmatier vs The New Republic in the hope of becoming the first ever judicial winner of the X Factor.


Socrates appearing under his real name of Mr Norma St John-Scott is fighting a claim for £100,000, £20,000, a small shrubbery and a super-injunction that will prevent him from speaking to anyone at all, ever again.

Ms Barbara Streisand commenting from her eerie in Malibu remarked

I'll shout it out from the roof,

I'll give the papers proof...

In light of the workload of this court case the New Republic is currently on hiatus... However it is likely you will be able to follow the events in the Press and the blog-o-sphere... 

ATOS Macht Frei

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Atos Healthcare are today magnanimously negotiating with the owners of the CarerWatch forum, with a view to formulating an arrangement that will silence criticism of their work for the DWP, on the forum, once and for all.

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ATOS Healthcare - Some Tough Questions

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ATOS Killa Fish stinking to high-heaven

ATOS's solicitors contacted the host of CarerWatch, an internet discussion group for sick and disabled people, claiming it contained libellous material.

The host removed the discussion group from the Web.

CarerWatch have said in their response to ATOS:

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ATOS Healthcare - Scum of the Earth

NSFW!

Chief Boot-Boy Stamps on Crips' Faces

James Loughrey - Chief Solicitor and head of ATOS's Dept. of Killa Fish

The shocking tactics used by ATOS Healthcare to silence their sick and disabled critics are rapidly coming to light all over teh Intawebs.

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The Trial

blogging hack digs out law books

Apologies for the dearth of new posts: our fearless editor is preparing to battle dragons in the High Court as the case for reform of the UK libel laws is brought home to bedroom bloggers everywhere.

The judge in the case, Mr Justice Algenon Q. Marbley-Warburtons-Thickly, can be seen in the video above, practising his summing up.

Further details will follow as and when and if we are able... A defence fund is being set up by people more sensible than ourselves and they will shorty be in touch with Direct Debit forms and emotional blackmail....

Socrates, commenting over a crackly telephone line, from deep within the bowels of the University Law Library, said this evening

“does anyone know how to spell
vexatious Yankee balderdash”